4 definitions by A.J

A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.
Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.
by A.J May 11, 2005
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A Glaswegian Who Sits And Gets Money From The Council To Sit And Inject Themselves!
An Easterhouse Punter!
by A.J May 20, 2003
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is that ur mizzle????
by A.J November 3, 2003
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Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".
by A.J May 10, 2005
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