4 definitions by A.J

Pumplet

A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.

Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.

by A.J May 11, 2005

A Glaswegian Who Sits And Gets Money From The Council To Sit And Inject Themselves!

An Easterhouse Punter!

by A.J May 20, 2003

is that ur mizzle????

by A.J November 3, 2003

Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".

by A.J May 10, 2005