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Paulverized 

To be owned in debate by Ron Paul.

Often Paulverization is preceeded by the words "well...you know"
He is in for a serious Paulverization if he thinks he can outdebate Ron Paul on monetary policy and civil liberties.

Did you hear that Michelle Bachmann got Paulverized on Iran in the GOP debate yesterday?

The reporter attempted to nail Ron Paul with a biased trick question but failed and got completely paulverized.
Paulverized by Liberty minded December 27, 2011
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Paulverize 

To bully someone in fantasy sports trade talks until they are tempted to agree just to make the offers stop.
Owner 1: Why did you accept that trade? You gave up Andrew Luck for Michael Vick and a 2nd round pick!?!
Owner 2: I don't know! I think I was just sick of being paulverized for the past month about him trading for Luck.
Paulverize by Mel Kiper April 19, 2014

Culverised 

When you ejaculate into your hand and smear it over her face.
last night was insane, i culverised her.
Culverised by OhhhBigDaddy June 10, 2019

pulverate 

syn: kill, murder, kick butt
used while cheering for a sports team
"Come on, team! PULVERATE 'em!!!!"
pulverate by Haley Ben December 29, 2007

pulverizer 

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.
Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

Pulchrisexual 

a person who finds physical looks to be the most important sexually attractive characteristic of another person
I am a self-confessed pulchrisexual... All I care about in a woman is how cute her face looks, how bangin her body is and how hot her ass is.
Pulchrisexual by Kingsley Okeke October 31, 2015