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Paulverize 

To bully someone in fantasy sports trade talks until they are tempted to agree just to make the offers stop.
Owner 1: Why did you accept that trade? You gave up Andrew Luck for Michael Vick and a 2nd round pick!?!
Owner 2: I don't know! I think I was just sick of being paulverized for the past month about him trading for Luck.
Paulverize by Mel Kiper April 19, 2014
Words you can keep

Paulverized 

To be owned in debate by Ron Paul.

Often Paulverization is preceeded by the words "well...you know"
He is in for a serious Paulverization if he thinks he can outdebate Ron Paul on monetary policy and civil liberties.

Did you hear that Michelle Bachmann got Paulverized on Iran in the GOP debate yesterday?

The reporter attempted to nail Ron Paul with a biased trick question but failed and got completely paulverized.
Paulverized by Liberty minded December 27, 2011

pulverize 

They pulverized them at the game.

Palmerized 

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.
Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!
Palmerized by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009
Having something to do, but doing nothing, until someone else does it for you.
My buddy always paularizes me when we go fishing.
Paularize by The avid fisherman July 13, 2017

pulverizer 

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.
Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.
pulverizer by BreakerOneNine May 8, 2010

palmerize 

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!
palmerize by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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