Culverised

When you ejaculate into your hand and smear it over her face.

last night was insane, i culverised her.

by OhhhBigDaddy June 10, 2019

Culverized

You ejaculate in a girls mouth while receiving a blow job. While the semen is in her mouth, you wryly smile at her and say "Taste how much I care". The slogan of the fast food chain, Culver's.

Last night was crazy, I Culverized a girl

by Cubswin October 23, 2009

Culverized

(verb)Getting laid by someone who is employed at Culvers.

"Are you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah, I'm getting Culverized."

by Ihatefinals May 21, 2009

Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.

"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"

by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014

culverized

To be incrusted or englazed with semen. To be covered in magma like cum

That young blonde was culverized on the casting couch; she did not make the directors cut.

by Von Krebs November 2, 2008

carverised

When you have eaten so much carvery that you can barely move

Joe and I went for a Toby's yesterday. He got so carverised he couldn't finish his pint and had to have a nap in the van outside after.

by CarverySteve November 7, 2022

culverism

picking up a crinkle-cut fry is like giving yourself a high five

i converted to culverism after i was culverized

by ummmmmmmmmm...duh March 30, 2010