Pulser

Anyone who goes by this name is automatically classed as awesome. A common trait of Pulser's is omniscience. The world as we know it would cease to exist should Pulser not rule over the newblets. Daily devotions are commonly given e.g "Master awesome guide us, master awesome lead us, we are one under your omniscience."

"Wow, that guy is so awesome. He must be a Pulser!"

by Dr. Awesomerererer September 24, 2011

pulser

A boner, a woody, a stiff, pitching a tent, rager, ect.

Jim had a major pulser after Sarah's top came off at the pool yesterday, he was so embarrassed.

by Cool G Money May 24, 2009

four pulser

A woman that has such a big mouth she can hold four pulsating cocks.

Loook at the size of her mouth, she has a four pulser

by Dick A Beaver June 9, 2017

The Racing Pulses

Alt-rock band from Wisconsin with music kinda like a mix of RHCP, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, and a lot of that early 2000s rock. The band met on Craigslist and released their first album called "Nothing to Write Home About" in 2017

"Have you heard that song "Intricate" by The Racing Pulses?"
"OMG yes! I've been bumping their music all day."

by The_Rachel_Not_From_Friends July 20, 2017

Pusser

An individual with a hand infection with a minimum of three substances positive on his tox screen and requiring surgical intervention presenting to the emergency room no earlier than two am, quite possibly in handcuffs.

What time can I add on this pusser to the surgical schedule?

by Handdoc March 21, 2019

Plserino

Basically means 'please', made popular through the game League of Legends.

Rito plserino fixerino
(Riot, please fix)

by barfbin November 19, 2014

Lewis Burwell Puller

The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:

Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.

Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.

The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.

Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.

Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!

by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008