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pukins

A word for barf that is used to describe the puke that has come out of your body after the consumtion of alcohol.
"Clean up that pukins."

"Ahh, your pukins is all over me."
by Dan Luzczinski January 12, 2008
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pukins

A word used to describe the vomit that comes out after drinking alcoholic beverages.
Tony - "Eric, your pukins got all over me."
Eric - "Sorry man, shit happens."
by Tony Marco January 12, 2008
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Putinstan

Like all states with the suffix "-stan," such as Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, which was formerly known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia. It is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are nonconformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since Soviet times, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over crappy domestic ones.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him e.g. Botox-Mongol, Putler.
Didja know that in the Soviet Union all citizens were equal but some citizens were more equal than others?" (a modified George Orwell quote)
"Yeah, but then the misery was more evenly distributed than the wealth in today's Putinstan."
by O. W. Tongueincheek August 8, 2021
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puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves
Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.
by TC September 26, 2003
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Puking on a Pile of Shit

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.
I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN
by BlowJoeeee September 24, 2013
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pukin' red

Slang for a type of really good Kentucky marijuana.
I'll take a Pepsi Challenge with any of that cali dank w/ my Pukin' Red, dawg!
by Kapital K May 11, 2008
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Puking rainbows

(pyooking reyn-bohs)
1. to vomit rainbows at the sight of something amazing on teh internet.

2. To be overwhelmed with cuteness that you puke rainbows.

Antonym: vomiting

Please don't use this(or any) meme outside of the internet.
Cuteness overload, I'm puking rainbows.
or
I can't believe I got a reply from (insert celebrity's name here) *pukes rainbows
by MPVTOX January 18, 2012
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