pukered

An unforseen event in which your body's natural reaction is to contract the sphincter, leaving one a feeling of exhilaration then procedding with complete relaxation

That's last bong rip pukered me up!

by Eco6969 October 21, 2015

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

puckered starfish

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her puckered starfish.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Puckered Anus

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.

Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.

by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckered Raisin

an asshole.

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011

pokered

When you don't give a shit at a given time, a state of mind

She was extremely pokered last night.
I feel so pokered right now.

by edgy chav November 29, 2017

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004