puckered

being a bitch, loser, fag or anything negative.

do you believe that derek, colin ditches us to go hang out with sio after we made plans with him...... i know mal he is so PUCKERED.

by oak.... April 17, 2008

Pucker

The anus.

Kathy's got a tight pucker.

by Deep blue 2012 April 23, 2010

Puckered

Scared (enough that your butt cheeks tense up and your asshole puckers).

Your driving is making me puckered.

by Christopher Benson June 29, 2008

pucker

Slang word used in the uk meaning great or good. often used by the chef jamie oliver.

this potatoes will be pucker

by kjellsor June 10, 2004

puckers

The wrinkles on the edge of your asshole

When you shave your ass-crack, I can see your puckers

by Ryan June 24, 2004

Pucker

(v.) A state where the rim of the rectum contracts and causes imbalance and partial blindness. This is often followed by the massive power-trips and the collision of body to ground. Recent studies done by scientist Nathan baily have shown this disorder is 1000% more likely in power-tripping, middle aged, bald, stealers fans.

Herold Gifferd, AKA "Giffy Gou" states, "I was just cutting wood on top of a hill and all the sudden i heard someone shout for me and i ran down to introduce myself. Was running down the hill and i started the phrase"MY NAME IS HEEERRROOLLLL......" and then and their it happend i puckerd.... i felt my rectum tighten and a flash of pain shot up my blader. It felt as if my recutum tightend on a thousand pieces of glass. I went down like a sack of fat shit (o wait i am one). It took months to recover but with proper medication and diligece i will overcome my disorder

by Cowboy13 September 12, 2012

puckeritis

When you have an irresistible urge to suck something.

Tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.

by Sgt. Nickels July 25, 2017