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Puckered 

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.
When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.
Puckered by Reed November 29, 2004

puckered 

being a bitch, loser, fag or anything negative.
do you believe that derek, colin ditches us to go hang out with sio after we made plans with him...... i know mal he is so PUCKERED.
puckered by oak.... April 17, 2008

puckered dumpling 

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.
I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.
puckered dumpling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

puckered starfish 

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
puckered starfish by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.
Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.
Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckered Raisin

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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