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Puckered 

Scared (enough that your butt cheeks tense up and your asshole puckers).
Your driving is making me puckered.
Puckered by Christopher Benson June 29, 2008
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Puckered 

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.
When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.
Puckered by Reed November 29, 2004

puckered 

being a bitch, loser, fag or anything negative.
do you believe that derek, colin ditches us to go hang out with sio after we made plans with him...... i know mal he is so PUCKERED.
puckered by oak.... April 17, 2008

puckered dumpling 

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.
I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.
puckered dumpling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

puckered starfish 

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
puckered starfish by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.
Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.
Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckered Raisin

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
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