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Puckered 

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.
When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.
Puckered by Reed November 29, 2004

puckered 

being a bitch, loser, fag or anything negative.
do you believe that derek, colin ditches us to go hang out with sio after we made plans with him...... i know mal he is so PUCKERED.
puckered by oak.... April 17, 2008

puckered dumpling 

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.
I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.
puckered dumpling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

puckered starfish 

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
puckered starfish by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.
Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.
Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckered Raisin

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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