puenso
when the imposter is sus
puenso by welcometothehotelcalifornia February 28, 2022
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Penso
Penso was created originally in the new world of north dakota, its meaning just like the holy grail has been lost for ages. many high ranking scholars and historians have based their entire lives searching for this words inner purpose. along the road one scientist bumped into a native group living in the heart of the amazon rain forest who worshipped the all mighty Penso, the natives feared Penso and everyday gave a human sacrifice in his honor. The fact is Penso cannot be explained in mere words, it must be experienced, much like nirvana, and perfectly becoming one with zen.
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Pensore
If you masturbate consistently, you probably know about these. Pensores are what happen when you masturbate too much. You develop a small red sore on your penis, and it sorta' stings when you masturbate. These are no big deal, they heal fast. However, if you keep masturbating after the sore develops, it will increase in severity and it will take longer to heal. I would recommend NOT getting these.
Pensore by Prince_Penis5050 May 9, 2008
penson
Has sex with children. Sometimes for money. This is because he is too fucking ugly and retarded to get women his own age.
See cradle snatcher
See cradle snatcher
penson by Dave Davidson April 26, 2005
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