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Penso was created originally in the new world of north dakota, its meaning just like the holy grail has been lost for ages. many high ranking scholars and historians have based their entire lives searching for this words inner purpose. along the road one scientist bumped into a native group living in the heart of the amazon rain forest who worshipped the all mighty Penso, the natives feared Penso and everyday gave a human sacrifice in his honor. The fact is Penso cannot be explained in mere words, it must be experienced, much like nirvana, and perfectly becoming one with zen.
Penso by robby n September 26, 2005
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Penocentrism 

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Thomas Penfound

A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.
Thomas Penfound is not the male Tanya Dziahileva
Thomas Penfound by Satined April 4, 2011
Someone of enormous courage, with great bravery and heroic talent.
That wave is gnarly, bro, at least 20 feet and closing out fast!

That's cool man, Pengson would go.
pengson by Justine99 October 21, 2009

Pendostan 

Пендостан-Pendostan
Derogatory title of USA in Russia.
Spellings:
Pendostanum- Пендостанум
Pendosiya- Пендосия
Нахуй Пендостан- Nahuy Pendostan- Fuck USA

peniosaur 

A prehistoric creature with a large neck large head and soft veiny skin.
"Dude they found a peniosaur bone in my girlfriend's vagina."
peniosaur by Jimmy Higgins February 7, 2008