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Punko
A female that is a very attractive and good company. Likes to crack jokes and stuff around. Usually found with a top bloke.
Some chicks look 'Sluts' hot and easy. Some look like 'Dogs' would piss on. Some look hot but are fuckin bitching 'Moles' so you only use them. And some are 'Punkos' the type that are just right.
Punko by (",) Coops June 28, 2006
Punster
Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
Punnoisseur
Punnoisseur by Prozhak April 28, 2017
Ponsones
\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
Ponsones by Nickarossi August 6, 2007
pundolt
A person in the media that considers themselves qualified to opine on the merits of anything but particularly politics. Usually this person is a lawyer that's tired of lawyering but can be from any profession. This person's opinion is usually followed by a "face palm" moment or a simple DOH! yet they assume their opinion is worth more than others.
Ron Christie is frequently seen on TV offering his political opinion because he worked for President Bush. Mr. Christie is a lawyer and pundolt.
punhole
Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
punhole by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010