A person in the media that considers themselves qualified to opine on the merits of anything but particularly politics. Usually this person is a lawyer that's tired of lawyering but can be from any profession. This person's opinion is usually followed by a "face palm" moment or a simple DOH! yet they assume their opinion is worth more than others.
RonChristie is frequently seen on TV offering his political opinion because he worked for President Bush. Mr. Christie is a lawyer and pundolt.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"
A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
Punslinger / used historically to refer to people in the American Old West who had gained a reputation of being dangerous with a pun and had participated in punfights.
The Punslingers Of equalskill agreed to a punfight at dawn.
The name used for a large, male, dominating and facist cat, as derived from Italian facist dictator, Mussolini, and combined with the common slang for a cat, namely "pussy"