Definitions by O-bone

Puddlebutt 

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007

Short-short-long

A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.

"I teased her by going short-short-long on her for an hour."

Short-short-long by O-bone April 21, 2007

muddbutt shuffle 

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.

"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."

muddbutt shuffle by O-bone April 21, 2007