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butt pudding 

foul smelling loosely-formed shit.
Greg thought he was going to pinch a loaf, but instead dropped some butt pudding.
butt pudding by kajoe September 19, 2006

grey butt pudding 

oh no! greg made some grey butt pudding!
grey butt pudding by kellyhasabowl December 21, 2021

puddin' butt 

A prison term used to describe a prison rape victims ass. Pudding sets with a fine smooth flesh-like finish on top, but beneath is the gooshy mooshy goodness. Applies to any white collar criminals in higher security facility.
Yo G Dawg, that new CEO in cell block D I tapped yesterday sure had him some nice puddin' butt.
puddin' butt by Blake Johnson December 27, 2006

buttercrotch pudding 

The creamy vaginal discharge accompanying sexual arousal
"Yummy!" he said, grabbing a spoon and helping himself to a heaping dollop of buttercrotch pudding.

belly button pudding 

the smelly substance that collects in one's belly button
My belly button pudding that I scooped out of my belly button straight up stanks!

butterscotch pudding sex 

that good shit thats kinky and goopy but not too goopy that it's gross
"hey babe! wanna have butterscotch pudding sex"
"i thought you'd never ask"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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