kellyhasabowl's definitions

best best friend

what a guy calls his “girl best friend” that he is so obviously in love with but for some reason can’t make up his mind about what to do, usually used after a failed relationship. The bond and feelings are still there but it just doesn’t work.

Michaela: “Raymond, what even are we? you say one thing and then act totally different.”
Raymond: “Michaela, you are my best best friend.”

by kellyhasabowl March 3, 2020

jore

nickname for jorge; pronounced whore.

jorge: hey bitches my name is jorge but you can call me jore

by kellyhasabowl April 14, 2020

all da planes we flew

a symbolic phrase that embodies all of the good memories in a relationship

dude: “yo, all da planes we flew”
bro: “shittt man, all the planes we flew!”

by kellyhasabowl April 14, 2020

gregasaurus

a godly specimen. a rare sighting. you don’t know you’ve encountered one until they are long gone.

some habits of a gregasaurus include interpretative dancing, leaving the toilet seat up, and taking years to wash a single plate

by kellyhasabowl April 14, 2020

punani

the greatest way to reference a woman’s vagina.

Nicki Minaj: “ all my n*****s wife me once they get that good punani.
mike: yes they do.

by kellyhasabowl April 14, 2020

grey butt pudding

liquid shit with a grey hue

oh no! greg made some grey butt pudding!

by kellyhasabowl December 21, 2021

sure

A answer to a “yes” or “no” question that shows a lack of interest. Used when you don’t care enough to say no but you don’t want to say yes. Really just implies that you don’t give a shit.

Girl: “Do I look okay?”
Boy: “sure”
Girl: “Ugh! I knew I looked bad!”
Boy: “I literally said you looked fine.”

by kellyhasabowl March 2, 2020