Pubic library 

A library where an individual can get pornography

P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?

Pubic library by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014

pubic library 

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.

I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.

pubic library by QuacksO October 14, 2018

New New York Pubic Library 

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

New New York Pubic Library by gregben July 10, 2021

Public Library Crazy 

To be absolutely insane beyond words. Since public libraries are open to all people from all walks of life they often become a second (first?) home for the mentally ill and paranoid. Public library crazy refers to people who talk gibberish and reek of urine and stale cigarette smoke. Public library crazy is the craziest form of craziness possible.

That homeless man who thinks the feds are after him like to hide in the restrooms at the library. He talks to himself and is convinced he is being spied on by Communists. He is indeed Public Library Crazy.

Public Library Crazy by Mr. Library June 11, 2008

public library 

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.

Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?

public library by kramer, cozmo October 13, 2007

Public Library 

A place where you can increase your intelligence stats for free. You cannot fill up your hunger or thirst meter while entering this zone though. Here you will find many other NPCs but you should not waste your time talking to them since they prefer a quiet environment and will be provoked if your noise meter rises too much.

I'm going to the public library to increase my literacy stat.

Public Library by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

public library 

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

public library by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023