Cerebrate 1138's definitions

Pubic library

A library where an individual can get pornography

P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?

by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014

Steam

An app by valve software that sells downloads of games old and new and usurps you of your money.

I spent $100 on Steam and I haven't even played half of the games I bought.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

Dumb Ways to Die

Originally started as an australian music video that shows cartoon characters dying in a humorous and ridiculous way and was used as a message to be safe around trains. Later on a game app was released where the player has to save the characters from losing their lives in a collection of mini games based on the video, games include swatting wasps and properly putting mustard on a hot dog.

P1: Did you play Dumb Ways to Die?

P2: Yes I have and its hilarious

P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

kids react

A youtube series where children under 12 are given an old object that was widely used before their generation. Usually the kid has a negative opinion towards the object but on a rare occasion there is a positive reaction. The most infamous episode would be their reaction to the Nintendo Gameboy due to them saying they felt sorry for people back in the day. That episode enraged numerous people who grew up with the Gameboy.

Person 1: Hey did you see Kids react to gameboy?
Person 2: Yeah and it pisses me off that these little shits are insulting such a great system in preference to a fucking ipod.
Person 3: I am so angry that now I want to burn down an orphange and shove an itouch up all of those kids' asses!

by Cerebrate 1138 January 31, 2015

Hot Topic

A store that sells a lot of stuff that appeals to nerds but despite that only emos shop there.

I want to buy that Pokemon shirt at Hot Topic but I am afraid that I might become emo.

by Cerebrate 1138 March 3, 2015

Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

Hallmark Channel Original Movie

An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.

You know it's Christmas time when the Hallmark Channel starts broadcasting a Hallmark Channel Original Movie that is related to Christmas.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 21, 2016