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Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)
Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!
Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

puckster 

A person who operates a computer or some system on behalf of somebody else.

(from the old Irish puck for push, punch or strike)
In world War II, pucksters would push wooden blocks across large War Room maps to show where units were on the battlefield.
In school, the teacher designated a student to be a puckster to click to the next page in her PowerPoint presentation.
puckster by Himse1f October 21, 2005

pubmasters 

the leet cs team in cal-m who goes 3-10 the whole season but come up with awesome strategies in the counter strike gaming industry. Their movie, pubmaster-the movies can be found online, it shows how cs should be played and makes you rofl for days, weeks, or in my case-months.
A: Yo what's with the pubmasters?
B: I was playing with them the other day, geez, i was guarding the bridge on aztec and this T guy just jumped on the brige out of no where.
A: haha karl malOwned
pubmasters by PeaceLoveRecycle August 2, 2004

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
procasterbate by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

pubmasters 

A clan that showed all gamers the way Counter-Strike was meant to be played. Far best the greatest clan in history, amazing strategies, humorous. Went 3-10-0 in CAL-MAIN. When they released their movie, #pubmasters had 500+ idlers.
aimetti: What happened to all my fame?
reCTOOR: Pubmasters fucked you up.
pubmasters by kingxorz March 16, 2005

pubester 

A person who is obsessed with his/her own pubes as well as other living creatures' pubes. Draws pleasure from the removal of pubes with nair and/or by manual pluckage.
I was trimming my pubes and Teresa the pubester came in, collected the pubies off the floor and made a pillow to snuggle with out of them.
pubester by Circle of Jerk September 8, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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