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4 definitions by
PilgoreThaGoat
Top Definition
procasterbate
Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
#procastinate
#masturbate
#lazy
#prolong
#auto erotica.
by
PilgoreThaGoat
February 01, 2011
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2
jizzerdoodle
Similar to a snickerdoodle, but substitute semen for cinnamon.
I made a batch of jizzerdoodles for my girlfriends birthday. She said she was on a diet, I said they were low fat, and she sucked em down.
#jizz biscuit
#snickerdoodle
#semen cookie
#protien snack
#jizz
by
PilgoreThaGoat
February 21, 2011
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3
protien snack
Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
#jizz
#semen
#ejaculate
#sperm
#splooge
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PilgoreThaGoat
February 21, 2011
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4
belgian turtleneck
The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.
Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.
#belgian gasmask
#belgian goggles
#choking
#strangulate
#procrasterbate
by
PilgoreThaGoat
February 21, 2011
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