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procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 01, 2011

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jizzerdoodle

Similar to a snickerdoodle, but substitute semen for cinnamon.

I made a batch of jizzerdoodles for my girlfriends birthday. She said she was on a diet, I said they were low fat, and she sucked em down.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011

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protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011

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belgian turtleneck

The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.

Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011

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