psuedo p 

A dirty, bum-like man. Claims to be a college student, actually there to perve on young boys. Has a penchant for the handle bar moustache.

"Look, it's Psuedo P! He hasn't washed his hair yet...oh look, I see he's macking on young Fluffy yet again."

psuedo p by memememehellothere May 15, 2006

psuedo-pedo

1. a real sikki (usually male) who endlessly searches porn sites for the youngest looking legal aged girls he can find to masturbate to.
2. anyone that searces the schoolgirl tag on cheggit

tigerdogs uploads are popular with psuedo-pedo's.

psuedo-pedo by hockymaskguy December 14, 2008

psuedo-intellectuals 

People whom beleive they are extremely intelligent and desire everyone to know it. In actuallity they are generally ignorant and close minded.

Those psuedo-intellectuals have some terrible definitions for slang terms on urbandictionary.com.

The way that art major was carrying on about how I didn't know that peice was post impressionist, you would think they were a psuedo-intellectual.

psuedo-intellectuals by DJ December 24, 2003

psuedo-intellectuals 

Ignorant bastards. Individuals who are gifted with a large vocabulary and quick wit, and use it to other's expenses. Often very sarcastic, and thrive on making fun of those they view as different or slow-witted. Also incredibly critical and judgemental, these individuals believe everything that is not them is stupid and moronical. Anything deemed as immature or stupid is subject to their quick, aggressive tongue.

I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.

Evanston Township Highschool, Evanston, IL. A place full of psuedo-intellectuals. (My school)

psuedo-intellectuals by moss|punk December 9, 2008

psuedo boyfriend 

A boy that you hang out and hook up with often and you do everything that a couple does, minus the romance and the title to define your relationship. It's an awkward situation because you will eventually have to "break up" even though you were never really dating. See friends with benefits

Friend 1: "So what's goin on with you too?"
Friend 2: "Well, we hang out all the time, hook up, and he gets jealous if I see other guys, but he's just my psuedo boyfriend. We're definitely not dating."

psuedo boyfriend by L love September 4, 2005

Psuedo Mom 

A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home

"so nice to meet you Alexandra, and this must be your daughter!"

"nope, i'm her psuedo mom!"

Psuedo Mom by Littlest.Estes October 22, 2012

psuedo 

false; not real; fake replication; bootleg; tomfoolery

The upside down question mark as seen in mario kart 64 can be considered a psuedo box.

psuedo by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003