psom 

Acronym for the saying "please step on me"

Usually used when a person/character is perceived as so strong and independent that a person would just be pleased or even go as far as feeling blessed as being used as their doormat.

"Oh my god look at Beyoncé just yes psom"

"Dude Nikki Minaj is so incredible, psom"

psom by Anonmononmoly December 23, 2015

psomf 

psomf - please sit on my face/princess, sit on my face.
Used to ask someone to sit on their face so that they can eat them out.

Alex: psomf 😉
Becky: on my way!

psomf by zoegracexo February 13, 2019

PSOMF 

Please Sit On My Face

*walk up to hot girl* "PSOMF"

PSOMF by sklp June 11, 2011

psomas 

To get it done right the first time, because there might not be a next time.

We don't have time to play around with this proposal. Give it to the experts and they can psomas it.

psomas by Robert McLaughlin May 29, 2003

Psomophilia 

A sexual fetish of getting crumbs being dusted off of you. Crumbs can be of any pastry type.

I heard you're into psomophilia. Let me get my duster!

Psomophilia by Psomophiliac69 August 12, 2016

PSOMFG

A most incredible bastardization. A combination of the words "Oh My Fucking God", commonly used in internet slang as OMFG, and the title of the game "Phantasy Star Online", or PSO. Used in reference to Phantasy Star Online, or just to sound like a fucking idiot.

"d00d, si liek, PSOMFG, guY!1!!"

"Say that again, and I shall be forced to harm you."

PSOMFG by Da Ja Cky April 27, 2003

psomíkinesis 

The ability to control bread.

"Everyone here controls an element."

"What's his element?"

"He has psomÍkinesis."

"What the fuck is that?"

"It's the ability to control bread."

psomíkinesis by The Russian Redneck Reaper June 20, 2019