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psom 

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Acronym for the saying "please step on me"

Usually used when a person/character is perceived as so strong and independent that a person would just be pleased or even go as far as feeling blessed as being used as their doormat.
"Oh my god look at Beyoncé just yes psom"

"Dude Nikki Minaj is so incredible, psom"
psom by Anonmononmoly December 23, 2015
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psomf 

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psomf - please sit on my face/princess, sit on my face.
Used to ask someone to sit on their face so that they can eat them out.
Alex: psomf 😉
Becky: on my way!
psomf by zoegracexo February 13, 2019
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psomas • PSOMF • psom • PSOMFG • psomíkinesis • Psomophilia

PSOMF 

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Please Sit On My Face
*walk up to hot girl* "PSOMF"
PSOMF by sklp June 11, 2011
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psomas 

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To get it done right the first time, because there might not be a next time.
We don't have time to play around with this proposal. Give it to the experts and they can psomas it.
psomas by Robert McLaughlin May 29, 2003
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Psomophilia 

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A sexual fetish of getting crumbs being dusted off of you. Crumbs can be of any pastry type.
I heard you're into psomophilia. Let me get my duster!
Psomophilia by Psomophiliac69 August 12, 2016
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PSOMFG

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A most incredible bastardization. A combination of the words "Oh My Fucking God", commonly used in internet slang as OMFG, and the title of the game "Phantasy Star Online", or PSO. Used in reference to Phantasy Star Online, or just to sound like a fucking idiot.
"d00d, si liek, PSOMFG, guY!1!!"

"Say that again, and I shall be forced to harm you."
PSOMFG by Da Ja Cky April 27, 2003
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psomíkinesis 

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The ability to control bread.
"Everyone here controls an element."

"What's his element?"

"He has psomÍkinesis."

"What the fuck is that?"

"It's the ability to control bread."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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