pseudohere
used in away messages to indicate that the person would rather not talk, but will if someone else talks first
pseudohere by kl;kjlhuhg May 10, 2008
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pseudoceleb
A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.
Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.
pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013
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Pseudopredictive future-past
A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.
"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.
Pseudopredictive future-past by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011
pseudowhore
noun.
a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
pseudowhore by Looger July 10, 2005
pseudomerican
1. a Puerto Rican
2. a resident or citizen of territory governed by the United States but not granted congressional voting representation
2. a resident or citizen of territory governed by the United States but not granted congressional voting representation
Although Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens, they are pseudomericans as islanders cannot vote in U.S. Presidential elections.
pseudomerican by KRE12 December 28, 2011
Pseudofreshie
An upperclassman (usu. sophomore) in high school that exhibits behaviors typical of a freshman, potentially leading an onlooker to believe that he or she is in fact a freshie.
Pseudofreshie by Gooogooooooooool February 4, 2010
Pseudonese
A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.
Pseudonese by Actom360 August 16, 2014
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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