pseudhoe

A girl who is pseudo-edgy/faux-alternative. Probably has an art or photography Instagram. Listens to Rap Caviar on Spotify or mac demarco. Became lil peep and X fans after they died. Her depop is in her Instagram bio and she's vegan on some days. She creates a mysterious and alternative persona to give meaning to her comfortable suburban life. Likely lives in South West London. Owns a golden retriever or jack russell.

Guy 1: This Chloe girl seems really interesting, she's into art and stuff
Guy 2: Don't fall for it. She's defo a pseudhoe

by YungTolz January 31, 2019

pseudoexoneration

A term indicating a false and mistakenly applied vindication of wrongdoing.

Stay tuned to the Trumpshow as this pseudoexoneration is hollow and the Trumpsters’ victory dance, premature.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast

by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017

pseudohermaphrodite

The medical term identifying somone who has the outer genitalia of one gender but the internal sexual organs of the other gender

John: I scored with this chick last night but she had a deep voice, big muscles, and was really hairy.

Mark: Dude, she was probably a pseudohermaphrodite.

by Brennen90 August 29, 2007

pseudoevil

A person or act that is not morally lacking, but does things or is done in a way as to make it seem so.

The pseudoevil banker smiled as he informed George of the foreclosure, though he really couldn't care less.

by Arcades December 24, 2008

pseudohere

used in away messages to indicate that the person would rather not talk, but will if someone else talks first

"im doing my homework, im pseudohere"

by kl;kjlhuhg May 10, 2008

pseudohero

(Commonly found in U.S. Military U.S. Air Force) can be described as the following; one who takes credit for subordinates actions, falsifies official documents but would have other pseudoheroes "verify" the non-existent act took place, lives by the phrase "do as I say, not as I do", lacks even a cunt hair of integrity, lives within a self-sustaining psychological world of lies, proudly wears underserved medals and pretends to be an actual hero.

Can you believe that pseudohero put his own award package in for a Bronze Star?

by Willey85 September 26, 2010