pseudoevil 

A person or act that is not morally lacking, but does things or is done in a way as to make it seem so.

The pseudoevil banker smiled as he informed George of the foreclosure, though he really couldn't care less.

pseudoevil by Arcades December 24, 2008

pseudovision 

As explained in John Green's "Paper Towns", a pseudovision is a subdivision that was plotted but never built or finished and has been abandoned.

Margo was not in the pseudovisions, I had decided.

pseudovision by Awkward Addict July 2, 2014

pseudophile 

One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.

"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"

"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."

pseudophile by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012

Pseudophilassity 

Derived from the greek roots "pseudo" and "phil". Pseudo meaning false, and phil meaning love. Pseudophilassity is a condition in which someone unexpectedly grows affectionate towards a person they hate (typically an ass/asshole, hence the "-ass-" in Pseudophilassity). The stages of Pseudophilassity Include:

Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.

Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.

Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.

Stage 4: You're royally fucked.

Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.

Anna: Ugh, I can't stand him, yet I HAVE to talk to him. I don't know why!
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.

Pseudophilassity by Violent Kiss August 13, 2009

Pseudovisor 

A complete idiot that has self-designated authority in a work environment to micromanage and police others. This person has self-proclaimed self-importance and thus self-authoritity to bully others according to loose definitions of office policies. This person feels insecure by nature, has probably been molested as a child, and feels threatened by others due to lack of any relevant talent or skill relating to thier actual job. Weasel.

Him: I just busted the pseudovisor spying over my shoulder to see what I was doing! WTF!?!

Her: What a douchebag! He should focus on his own lack of talent and skill and get his ass to work!

Him: No shit, Sherlock. But he IS my PSEUDOVISOR!

Pseudovisor by Death Wish October 9, 2008

Pseudovisor 

The person left in charge when the boss is gone. Has no real authority, just added responsibilities. Can be a nice person or a nasty one.

Coworker: Man I love it when Bob is pseudovisor; he always brings in donuts. I wish he was our real supervisor.

Pseudovisor by claidheamdanns July 23, 2012

pseudophile 

A middle aged person, usually a school teacher, who waits until his/her students graduate before hitting on them.

Yo, Mr. Smith is always going after chicks as soon as they graduate. That dude is such a pseudophile.

pseudophile by brewman31 July 25, 2011