Prudes 

Prudes is a plural of word prude. Because prude person seems prude only among less prude persons there is no situation in real world were anyone needs plural word of prude.

That's why word prudes is only used in about imaginary sentences.

None knows what those sentences actually stands for, but they are used when own behaviour or appearance is imagined less proper and someone elses is correct.

Can be also seen as necessary tool in social behaviour as imaginary numbers are in mathematics.

Not to be confused to phrase "you know what they say about prunes" what actually is just smart advice to use known medicine for symptoms of constipation.

P1. I look so fat in swimsuit.

P2. Same, that's why God invented bikinis for us.

P3. Look that swimsuit Nancy is wearing!

P2. That Nancy is such prude bitch!

P1. You know what they say about prudes.
P2. Yeah.
P3. So true.

M1. That chic from West Coast just cockblocked me in front of her friend!
M2. Man! That's so wrong. Why those west coast chics are always such prudes?
M1. Well you know what they say about prudes.
M2. Yep.

Prudes by Vilipedia March 30, 2021

NON PRUDES 

People who are not ashamed to admit that any SEXUAL BEHAVIOR exists and humans have GENITALIA as well as ASSHOLES.

I can't SHIT but I can POO.

," ,These are the hands that keep reaching for you"

The major labels music industry as they write the top notch songs and of course the other ARTS.

They are a NON PRUDE and because of that when they shower they are not a FEMINIST ZOMBIE and just as well the NONPRUDE CLIMAX making quite a mess.

When you go to the TOILET be a NONPRUDE and SHIT.

Sing along PRUDES, , " in the middle of the night , well. (SHOW AND TELL AL WILSON , GREAT SONG. Thanks for coming MAJOR LABELS MUSIC INDUSTRY AFFICIANDOES. The NON PRUDES TELEPATHY is the same as nice to have company.

NON PRUDES by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 2, 2021

not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

prideshipping 

The fanfiction pairing of Yami Yugi and Seto Kaiba from Yugioh
A very sexy pairing, but it will leave you questioning your sanity.

"But Seto... I love you..." Yami whispered in urgency.
"I never love anyone!" Seto shouted!
*Five minutes later*
The two men exchanged saliva like their lives were on the line... oh wait... they were!
*cue dramatic music*

And that is an abrideged version of a typical prideshipping story

prideshipping by Freefallthroughthesky October 28, 2008

predestination (2014) 

It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!

Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!

Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!

predestination (2014) by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 5, 2021

man prude

def: a male who refuses to engage in sexual activity (or anything "too extreme"), even if the female wants to. It's very rare, but his reasons are usually respectable and do not serve to insult a female. He just may be very conservative, religious, or not interested in sex. Man prudes usually have high moral standards and consider such activities to be disgusting, immature, and shameful.

usage: either as a
1. noun
2. adjective

What a man prude!

man prude by urbanization December 29, 2008

Sleezy-Prude 

A sleezy-prude is someone of the female gender who confuses the male population. This woman is one of a kind, smart, attractive, likes to have fun, and feels comfortable around the opposite sex. For these reasons, she may seem like she would be an easy target for a man to take her home for "one night of fun". This is a misconception because a sleezy-prude is exceptionally classy, self-confident, and respects herself and her body. For those who have attempted to bring her home for sexual purposes only, they have been surprisingly denied, as a sleezy-prude is not easily persuaded or misled. Once she finds a man who is worthy of her time, she will be more than willing to experiment in all areas of the relationship, but until then she is smarter than to let herself be manipulated by any man. Her fun nature and easy-going personality has led her to gain the title of being sleezy or a prude, and will be continually labeled as either until fully understood. This generalization is unfortunate, as may ruin the chances of being with such a unique and eloquent woman.

A Sleezy-Prude is the Girl-Next Door who decides to hit the dance-floor at the local night-club.

A Sleezy-Prude is your future wife.

Sleezy-Prude by sleezyprude December 1, 2010