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predestination 

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The belief that God has already made the decisions we are faced with, therefore free will becomes controlled. It may be seen that the fact is we already have made the choice, but need to understand it. Examples of this are shown immaturely in the 'matrix reloaded'
'Well...if you know what I am going to do...then I don't really have the choice...'
predestination by DragonTail January 8, 2005
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predestination 

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Belief started by John Calvin that God has already decided everything that happens beforehand and nothing we do can change it. To put it simply the absence of free will.
Jimmy-Jimmy tried to altar predestination by not going to school one day, but God already knew he planed to do it.

predestination 

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The theory held by some religious beliefs that God decided at your birth whether you will go to Heaven or Hell and you have no control over it.
If you believe in predestination that means you don't have to have morals or inhibitions.
predestination by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

Predestination 

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me- It's predestination time
my freinds- god help us
Predestination by the musical memes February 27, 2019

predestination (2014) 

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It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!

Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!
Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!

derived artificial predestination 

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The boundaries placed on an individual's future by said individual's socioeconomic birth status.
Thanks to derived artificial predestination, Chad never really had a choice but to end up working for his father's textile company.

precrestination 

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To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.
I ate a bag of Oreo's and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.
precrestination by The Wads December 14, 2008
Word of the Day on October 25, 2016
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