Sleezy-Prude 

A sleezy-prude is someone of the female gender who confuses the male population. This woman is one of a kind, smart, attractive, likes to have fun, and feels comfortable around the opposite sex. For these reasons, she may seem like she would be an easy target for a man to take her home for "one night of fun". This is a misconception because a sleezy-prude is exceptionally classy, self-confident, and respects herself and her body. For those who have attempted to bring her home for sexual purposes only, they have been surprisingly denied, as a sleezy-prude is not easily persuaded or misled. Once she finds a man who is worthy of her time, she will be more than willing to experiment in all areas of the relationship, but until then she is smarter than to let herself be manipulated by any man. Her fun nature and easy-going personality has led her to gain the title of being sleezy or a prude, and will be continually labeled as either until fully understood. This generalization is unfortunate, as may ruin the chances of being with such a unique and eloquent woman.

A Sleezy-Prude is the Girl-Next Door who decides to hit the dance-floor at the local night-club.

A Sleezy-Prude is your future wife.

Sleezy-Prude by sleezyprude December 1, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012