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propoke 

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(verb) The act of provoking someone with a poke. The most targeted area is the stomach region, and can also be used with the "I'm not touching you" technique of harrasment.
To really get your annoyance on, moisten your finger and perform a propoke right into someone's ear to create the Wet Willy.
I will slap you silly next time you propoke me in the stomach!
propoke by Hani Habra March 3, 2011
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cdesign proponentsists 

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The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.
Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".
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Propose

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A: "Dude i proposed to my girlfriend"

B: "oh crap!"
Propose by Nass666 November 2, 2009

Propose my girl 

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The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.
Hey stupid bot propose my girl.
Propose my girl by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017

cdesign proponentist 

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- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.
A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.
cdesign proponentist by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

Provoke 

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To wind-up and annoy someone by calling them names repeatedly, prodding, poking, tickling, etc. until they end up puching or kicking the one doing the provoking.

Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.
To provoke:

Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*

Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*

Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!

Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*
Provoke by HellzAngeL123 July 31, 2009

Propose my girl 

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The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone

To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was

someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.
Propose my girl by Pkgadmob November 8, 2017
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