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Prookmeister
Friend: "Hey Brad, do you smell that awful stench? "
Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"
Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"
Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"
Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"
Prookmeister by Teeejaykay July 19, 2021
Prokeppa
A man who lowkey got some bitches and acts like he got no bitches around.
"Yo that lady is kinda cute, imma act like i'm cool guy"
Chick-boy
Pimp
"Yo that lady is kinda cute, imma act like i'm cool guy"
Chick-boy
Pimp
LlCrueMielL: He told me yesterday that he has no bitches and I saw him tonight with a lot of females, This guy is a Prokeppa
Prokeppa by LlCrueMielL May 11, 2023
Pookeepsie
pookeepsie poo-keep-see v.t. a word used to describe the willful act of self constipation, usually due to time constraints or unsanitary environments.
Pookeepsie by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008
Pooker
A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.
Pooker by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009
Proone
a religion that is based open yourself, and you are your own god (you eat protons a lot) your creators are unknown to this day ; this religion goes back to before the birth of Christ.
taki : are you christian?
lay: no I'm my own religion
taki: what?
lay: I'm proone
taki : woah I'm joining this shiittt
lay: no I'm my own religion
taki: what?
lay: I'm proone
taki : woah I'm joining this shiittt
Proone by proone master May 4, 2014
Provoke
To wind-up and annoy someone by calling them names repeatedly, prodding, poking, tickling, etc. until they end up puching or kicking the one doing the provoking.
Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.
Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.
To provoke:
Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*
Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*
Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!
Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*
Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*
Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*
Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!
Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*
Provoke by HellzAngeL123 July 31, 2009
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womp
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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