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beta provider 

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.
Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.
beta provider by Chesc December 9, 2013

Beta Male Provider 

The man a woman chooses to fund her life and provide financial security. Typically a man who she feels she can control.
My friend goes to see Tim twice a week before she goes to her night job, and then she goes home to her beta male provider the following morning.

Sean Prendergast 

A person who abuses drugs all day and is a huge pothead that drinks while playing Gears of War 3. This kid has a lot of issues and he loves to drink.
Yo that kid is such a Sean Prendergast.
Sean Prendergast by Frogfrog2222 September 25, 2011

provider 

a euphemism for prostitute, one who performs sexual acts in exchange for monetary compensation.
a lot of the providers at that escort service do anal.
provider by amol May 1, 2004

unicorn provider 

A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.

A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.

Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.

Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent

public pretender 

Court appointed attorney.
I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders case overload and lack of experience.