poender

Used to describe the person at a social event that was only invited because he's rich. No one usually likes him/her.

We need more booze. Get the poender here NOW!

by Kalismo Cataclismo November 19, 2006

Dog pounder

One who is attracted to unattractive partners.

Juan was a dog pounder, who had few standards other than a willingness to play!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Pender

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

by P'tainz February 11, 2013

ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Ponder

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Ponder

When someone is impressed by this person or to think before the decision is made by with care.

He Ponder when he heard of her name.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

pile pounder

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.

Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023