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provenger

hey Wade ur provenger is so small
by craq March 10, 2021
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Protinger

A derogatory term used to describe a white American living on an Island in a Foreign country.
That nasty Protinger is always fucking his dog on the Island of Cozumel
by SauceFish July 14, 2020
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prevenge

the act of taking revenge before the event that made you want revenge
billy was going to kill ed's dad, so ed took out prevenge on the mofo
by kirk October 4, 2004
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Prevenge

Like revenge, but without waiting for the act to occur.
Sure that Saddam Hussein would attack the USA, the acting president got prevenge by attacking first.
by Larry Montgomery February 2, 2004
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pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 21, 2008
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Pronger

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006
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Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011
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