prouductive

prouductive : a feeling of being proud that someone is prouductive

I feel so prouductive today that I finished all my homework in less than 2 hours

prouductive by chungus chungus chungus February 1, 2019

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preductive

What you are before you are productive. This phase usually includes procrastination activities such as watching TV on the internet or typing in 'facebook.com' into your address bar when you are already on Facebook.

Oh man, I have to be preductive for at least 4 hours before I write my paper. Maybe I'll watch all of 30 Rock again.

preductive by lilyyes April 7, 2011

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Productivity Czar

Used in sitcom "The Office". To be assigned to observe co-workers' work activity. Basically a snitch.

I don't have time to see that you all are doing your job, so John, you be the productivity czar.

Productivity Czar by IllinoisPam March 26, 2009

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Pooductive

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

Pooductive by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

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Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

Productive Procrastination by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

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Something Productive

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.

You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

Something Productive by ???? 20 July 3, 2008

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productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

productive procrastination by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

Word of the Day on March 7, 2011

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