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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
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mammalian protruberances 

Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... that's right,you
heard right... our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with
the most exciting mammalian protruberances...

protuberance 

a creature's protruding male organs.
that deer must have been female, or its protuberance would have prevented it from sliding across my hood.
protuberance by xilvar January 13, 2011

Protuberance 

A protuberance is an object that protrudes from a person, animal, or object, usually long and tall in size.
My friend has a massive protuberance in his genital area
Protuberance by Ggfl05 February 14, 2021

anal protuberance 

An object that juts out from one's anal cavity. For example, a dildo, vibrator, or other adult marital aid.
Did you hear that Keith had to go to the hospital to have a large anal protuberance removed from his gay ass?
anal protuberance by bclover October 9, 2007

protuberance check

when you get your protuberances checked by other people.
"Let me protuberance check you...one protuberance...two protuberance...three protuberance."
protuberance check by talking.bush November 20, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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