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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
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mammalian protruberances 

Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... that's right,you
heard right... our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with
the most exciting mammalian protruberances...

protuberance 

that deer must have been female, or its protuberance would have prevented it from sliding across my hood.
protuberance by xilvar January 13, 2011

Protuberance 

A protuberance is an object that protrudes from a person, animal, or object, usually long and tall in size.
My friend has a massive protuberance in his genital area
Protuberance by Ggfl05 February 14, 2021

anal protuberance 

An object that juts out from one's anal cavity. For example, a dildo, vibrator, or other adult marital aid.
Did you hear that Keith had to go to the hospital to have a large anal protuberance removed from his gay ass?
anal protuberance by bclover October 9, 2007

protuberance check

when you get your protuberances checked by other people.
"Let me protuberance check you...one protuberance...two protuberance...three protuberance."
protuberance check by talking.bush November 20, 2024

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026