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Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.
"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"
Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013
A solid brass pipe sold in headshops that has several unique parts to it, such as a bowl cover lid that swivels, a poker, a tar trap and a small compartment for stashing weed.
"Dude, you want to get high? I've got my protopipe."
protopipe by Jynx September 21, 2004

prontorious

Right fucking now!
ASAP
Immediately!

GET ON IT BITCH
Get on this cock, prontorious.

Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!

*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*
prontorious by blj6 February 12, 2008
Brandname and type of self contained pipe.
Has many unique features including a swiveling removeable (with alan wrench) bowl cover, screenless bowl, poker that is also used to clean the pipe and remove "tar" (resin) trap, chamber to store extra pot, and removable "tar" (resin) trap at the bottom of the bowl for easy cleaning/unclogging.
Very handy indeed
When I carry my protopipe around with me I never have to look for a poker, my bowl never spills, and I can carry around some extra sum-sum in the chamber for when the bowl gets cashed.

I love my protopipe
protopipe by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby
oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.
Pretoria by poppie tart December 2, 2009
A classic, solid brass pipe often used for smoking marijuana. Rumored to have originated from Willits, CA.
Hey dude, I just got some dank, where's your protopipe?
protopipe by mikwat May 22, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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