53 definitions by Sarah Lambert

doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

post up

A)To take a shit.

B)When you have to poop and you post up on the shitter.

A)Man, I really have to post up, I need to find a bathroom soon.

B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.

My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

chain check

When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'

This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.

Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)

I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!

by Sarah Lambert March 7, 2008

Lambert

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

fugo de cow

A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).

It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.

I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.

Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008