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A braindead fanboy of Andrew Tate who thinks motivational rants about bugattis and escaping the matrix make them alpha, but actually has the raw intelligence of a potato—mashing basic facts, sprouting dumb takes, and going soft under any real scrutiny.
That protater in the comments is quoting Tate like it's scripture while arguing the Earth is flat. Bro, upgrade your CPU.
protater by i am jack king hoff March 27, 2026
Words you can keep

Potaters 

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.
Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.
Potaters by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

hater potater

Someone who is giving out hate and likes to be a potato at the same time.
marc: tumblr is so stupid
me: stop being such a hater potater
hater potater by Dr.phil August 1, 2012

ProtoTerra 

One of the biggest bands in the industrial/metal scene. Known for brutal musical originality, bizarre stage shows, and cryptic lyrics.
Consists of 3 members, created by lead vocalist Axis, backed up my Heretic and Tempest.
I got the new ProtoTerra album today, it far surpasses Skinny Puppy's latest work.
ProtoTerra by skuppypuppy May 1, 2009

Potaters 

Another way of saying "awesomely loaded potatoes!"

pootater 

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato
"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"
pootater by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006
To rotate pros at tennis camp in a sexual way.
While Kathy was away at tennis camp she protated regularly between Ryan and Greg.
Protate by Thad January 3, 2016
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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