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Prostciutto

Dried cured ham made from a pig that has mainly been fed on dead prostitutes. Case in point the pigs kept on the Robert "Willie" Pickton farm of Port Coquitlam, British Columbia.
This ham tastes vaguely of carck and cigarette butts, is it a prostciutto?
by Victor Wagg October 30, 2010
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prosciutto curtains

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.
That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.
by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
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Prosciutto

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.
I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.
by DarkyFish November 2, 2013
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Prosciutto

Prosciutto be turning people on the train into boomers🤑
by Johnny Unlimited November 11, 2019
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prosciutto

Noun: Cured ham from Italy: usually served as an hors d'oeuvre.

Used to describe Continuity Remainers also called Hard Remainers in the UK Brexit debate.

A counterpose to gammon, a derogatory term used to describe followers of a Hard Brexit
The prosciutto are demanding to revoke Article 50
by dcotton April 7, 2019
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ProstiTutor

An individual who teaches, either by example or coercion, the proper way to sell one's body and sexual services for money.

Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.

The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.

Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.

ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."

Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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Prosciutto

Relationship status where you're Italian and are supposed to have a girlfriend
Italian Person A: "What does prosciutto mean?"
Non Italian Person B: " Prosciutto means when you don't have a girlfriend."
Italian Person A: "Shut the fuck up, I'm Italian and I'm supposed to have a girlfriend."
by BuddyNamedEric February 27, 2022
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