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Electrocution 

A sex act in which a penis is inserted into an eye socket.
You remember that chick with the eye patch? She gave me electrocution last night, brah.
Electrocution by MrPang October 14, 2010

Electrocution Bolts 

Erectiocutioner 

one who deliberately interferes with sometones chance of getting laid
I was trying to get laid but mt friend erecticutionered me.
Erectiocutioner by shaniqua March 5, 2004

Erectricution 

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.
Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

Electrocutionist 

“police believe an electrocutionist was responsible for both deaths caused by electric shock "
Electrocutionist by AF_OrFate March 9, 2023

erectrocution 

an electrocuted erection or otherwise flacid penis
the electric harmony of security fences and dick everywhere, erectrocution, is strong in you daniel son
erectrocution by David Whitfield December 13, 2007
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