prosperatu

One who profits financially by "sucking the blood" of another individual or organization.

That TV lawyer who advertises to sue on your behalf is such a prosperatu.

by Colin Sick August 19, 2011

Prospercution

Getting rich whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."

Prospercution

Prospering whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted. Prospercution"

by Gilbert Crass August 8, 2015

Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.

"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"

by Topher Tesla February 27, 2009

prosperity gospel

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.

The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

presperation

means to love and care to the max. to presperate is to care and love someone till you possibly cannot love them anymore.

harold has presperation for abella. it’s crazy!

by oafed October 22, 2019

global prosperity

An era where humanity must achieve one day where money or financial status doesn't make you a better human being. The goal of everyone during this non-existing era is human progress of knowledge. Money doesn't mean anything during this make belief because all of humanity has evolved into a race that doesn't destroy themselves because of differences of beliefs and skin color. Everyone is the same no matter how wealthy you are.

Global prosperity is probably a century away. Not in our life time obviously.

by moneyRootOfall evil April 6, 2010

propertunity

A "proper opportunity"; a really good opportunity for achieving something, especially when discussing chances of getting together with a member of the opposite sex.

Yo man, as soon as I met her, I knew I had a propertunity to get with that girl last night.

by somemightsay March 2, 2009