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prosperatu 

One who profits financially by "sucking the blood" of another individual or organization.
That TV lawyer who advertises to sue on your behalf is such a prosperatu.
prosperatu by Colin Sick August 19, 2011
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Prospercution 

Getting rich whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."

Prospercution

Prospering whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."
"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted. Prospercution"
Prospercution by Gilbert Crass August 8, 2015

Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.
"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"
Prosperous Chili by Topher Tesla February 27, 2009

prosperity gospel 

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.
The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.

presperation

means to love and care to the max. to presperate is to care and love someone till you possibly cannot love them anymore.
harold has presperation for abella. it’s crazy!
presperation by oafed October 22, 2019

global prosperity 

An era where humanity must achieve one day where money or financial status doesn't make you a better human being. The goal of everyone during this non-existing era is human progress of knowledge. Money doesn't mean anything during this make belief because all of humanity has evolved into a race that doesn't destroy themselves because of differences of beliefs and skin color. Everyone is the same no matter how wealthy you are.
Global prosperity is probably a century away. Not in our life time obviously.

propertunity 

A "proper opportunity"; a really good opportunity for achieving something, especially when discussing chances of getting together with a member of the opposite sex.
Yo man, as soon as I met her, I knew I had a propertunity to get with that girl last night.
propertunity by somemightsay March 2, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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