Prosecuted 

They kick you in the crotch twelve times and if you grunt they start over.

The other day I was prosecuted.

Prosecuted by MiscGifted January 9, 2012

Prosecuted/prostituted?

A rare instance where a slip of the tongue can get you in deep shit

Your honour, can I assume to be correct in presuming that the matter arisen has been prosecuted/prostituted?

Prosecuted/prostituted? by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

protecteded 

Literally just protected, but with the extra "ed".

Don't be shook man's here, you're protecteded.

protecteded by CertifiedSucculent September 22, 2017

24 Protected 

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!

Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

24 Protected by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

Projected 

When a limited item on Roblox RAP (recent average rap) shoots up by a lot more than what it usually stables at. Which it seems like it’s worth more than it’s supposed to be. Let’s say a limited item that’s usually stable around 1.5k, some retard buys it for 1 million robux on his alt account, the rap now becomes about 100k but the starting price would still be around 1.5k because that’s how much it’s actually worth. The people who own that item now would try to trade it to someone more than 1.5k

Person 1: Yo, I accepted a trade, I gave 5k for an egg that’s rap says 15k! 10k win!
Person 2: No dumb fuck, that egg is worth 1k check the graph and price. It’s a projected. You lost 4k idiot.

Projected by Boycott Rolimon June 9, 2021

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

federally protected wetlands by Aesop April 30, 2004

prosecutorial abuse 

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.

When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was [innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.

prosecutorial abuse by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019