prorelator

prorelator: A proficient relator
pro-relator

She just whispered in my ear, "I don't have panties on." Now, that's a hot prorelator move!

prorelator by Love Linguist April 12, 2010

porcelator 

A porceltor, is a little hole in the sink which is used as a secondary emergency method for draining the water before an overflow occurs. the size and hight of a porcelator is relative to the size and depth of the sink.

porcelators are regarded as the most unnoticed and under-appreciated construction in the entire world. not many people know this, but porcelators prevent bathroom floodings every day, and as a result, prevent millions of deaths and dollars in damage.

porcelator by -link February 16, 2008

Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.

Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

Procreator's remorse by Ligonier March 20, 2013

probulator 

An automated machine for human probing.

Strip down naked and get on the probulator.

probulator by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

Professional Procreator 

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.

"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."

Professional Procreator by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010

procreatory 

relating the act of procreating, namey causing human offprings to be composed in the womb of the famale via intervention of the male's copulatory probe insert.

For the first three years of her marriage, the act was purely copulatory.

procreatory by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

Profellator 

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

Profellator by Andoon July 23, 2014