Profellator 

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

Profellator by Andoon July 23, 2014

prorelator

prorelator: A proficient relator
pro-relator

She just whispered in my ear, "I don't have panties on." Now, that's a hot prorelator move!

prorelator by Love Linguist April 12, 2010

Profellate 

Oral stimulation or gratification performed on a penis by a professional hooker-whore. A skill commonly attributed to those that can perform fellatio at the highest levels; who dabble in chrome and golf balls. The ultimate level is to 'proball' whereby two professional hooker-whores profellate on a single penis to completion, then sharing the ejaculate between each, mouth-to-mouth.

Damn that Heather can profellate a cock like no other.

Profellate by Roger Houston April 20, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022