Profellator 

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

Profellator by Andoon July 23, 2014

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prorelator: A proficient relator
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She just whispered in my ear, "I don't have panties on." Now, that's a hot prorelator move!

prorelator by Love Linguist April 12, 2010

Profellate 

Oral stimulation or gratification performed on a penis by a professional hooker-whore. A skill commonly attributed to those that can perform fellatio at the highest levels; who dabble in chrome and golf balls. The ultimate level is to 'proball' whereby two professional hooker-whores profellate on a single penis to completion, then sharing the ejaculate between each, mouth-to-mouth.

Damn that Heather can profellate a cock like no other.

Profellate by Roger Houston April 20, 2010