proport

A written report based on numbers;

A document characterized by claims that specific quantities have a direct result on the intended purpose of the document;

verb: Proports: The juice concentrate package proports; a 1:3 mix to water ratio.

noun: Proport: The proport claimed false ingredients.

by astraofmuse January 15, 2013

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Proportionizing

The act of using padding on the chest, thighs and bottom and cinching of the waist to create a feminine shape and proportions

The drag queen had a pancake booty and broad shoulders. She did not know a thing about proportionizing

by Lady Lohita May 31, 2018

promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.

He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.

by Promortalist June 11, 2018

proposterone

Proposterous amounts of testosterone

If you are pimply, hairy, and/or overly greasy you may have proposterone

by JamesOlson February 1, 2008

proportionising

How to fake a sexy body. Defined by Eureka, Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 10.

We’re proportionising, creating the perfect silhouette, even if she artificial af

by BCclaire May 30, 2018

Community Property

A promiscuous person who doesn't belong to one person romantically, despite being claimed by one or more individuals. This person has a reputation for sleeping with various individuals and belongs to anyone who is willing to give them a good time.

"Hey Girl, I heard you were dating Allen. Well I'm here to inform you that he is community property and I wouldn't get my hopes on anything serious with him."

by RAGTAGFAG December 18, 2014