Acting foolish with your phone. Using it in a manor that upsets others around you. Such as , using the speaker function in public, unnecessary number of selfies, or using your phone instead of paying attention to something or someone.
I saw Karen on TV during the laker game with floor seats, but was acting a phootle. Was on her phone the entire game and got hit in the face by a ball.
A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.
Plural:Phootes or phooties
That phootin phoote frickedeverything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).