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Acting foolish with your phone. Using it in a manor that upsets others around you. Such as , using the speaker function in public, unnecessary number of selfies, or using your phone instead of paying attention to something or someone.
I saw Karen on TV during the laker game with floor seats, but was acting a phootle. Was on her phone the entire game and got hit in the face by a ball.
Phootle by Jizo909 May 11, 2019
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A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties
That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!
Phoote by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019
To phone someone in order to have that person look up something on the internet for you.
I don't know what Christian Bale's first movie either. Let's phoogle Kevin and find out.
phoogle by ozMKE August 10, 2006
To move leisurely, with or without purpose.
A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person

A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
pootle by Flaze July 20, 2008

pootlegs 

when someone farts on a bus, train, subway etc and you have to inhale the fumes. the person that farts has pootlegs
Hey dude, you have pootlegs.
pootlegs by squirtmouth February 28, 2015
To roam or wander
I'll just pootle down to the shops
pootle by Sloppy Sue June 10, 2003
To use your cell phone with web browser to Google a term, find a business, get info etc.
"Phoogle Olive Garden and see if there is one in the town we are approaching."
phoogle by guido fangucci April 12, 2007
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