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Ponce de Le-bóned
When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
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Ponce-de-Leóned
A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.
A much higher degree of being owned.
A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"
While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"
While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
Ponce-de-Leóned by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006
poncey southern git
A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.
Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
poncey southern git by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010
porncrastination
Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006
Moldy Poncho
Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010
proncrastination
proncrastination: Oh man, I proncrastinated so long last night. Now my paper's due and my right hand is numb, too.
proncrastination by OHaiThar October 24, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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