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pronch
1.A person who is addicted to smoke, swear.
2.A person who would fuck any other human being, denying it.
2.A person who would fuck any other human being, denying it.
pronch by PolloAlCurry August 24, 2017
Moldy Poncho
Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010
Mr. Prochilo
A Pedophile head ass teacher who talks too damn fucking much. He looks up little girls skirts and takes pictures of them and jacks off to the pictures every night . He watches gay porn and sucks the principals dick. Yes mrs. Kramer is a dude. He is probably dating a 10 year old. He claims he has money and I’m like bitch where. He doesn’t like niggas so beware white hoes you might get molested by him. He has a pedophile mustache and then sus ass glasses. Beware
Mr. Prochilo by The tea has been spilled hoes October 30, 2018
proncrastination
proncrastination: Oh man, I proncrastinated so long last night. Now my paper's due and my right hand is numb, too.
proncrastination by OHaiThar October 24, 2008
Sloppy poncho
When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Sloppy poncho by Radkid213 August 30, 2013
brown finger poncho
when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
brown finger poncho by master battes October 15, 2007
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