Poncho

A cool ass Hispanic friend , always looking out for you . aka The Ponch.

Yo Poncho I need a ride . I got you fam, an then will go get beers after .

Say Ponch what you doing tonight? Picking up some hoes with you bruh , be there in 5.

by KiddP December 20, 2016

Poncho

A guy who has a PHD in tuckshop work.
He is personified by his use of the catch phrase "whatever"

Josh: Hey Poncho, how are you today?

Poncho: whatever

by Grandpa Howard May 12, 2019

Poncho

Another word for condom

I wanted to have unprotected sex but Marielle brought a poncho.

by Mylan! July 03, 2016

Poncho

Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.

Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.

by haleypaige45 November 12, 2009

Poncho

When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.

Me:"Last night I was fucking this girl and I tried to give her the Poncho!"
You:"What the fuck is a Poncho?!"
Me:"You know! When you put your cock n' balls all up in her junk ."
You:"Ohhh, gotcha... you're fucking sick..."

by Schoolboy80 October 26, 2011

Poncho

A shitty ass mexican blanket with a hole.

Hey that stinky mexican blanket has a hole in it. Therefore, it must be a poncho, and you must be a douche.

by Bill Lambier August 24, 2007

Poncho

A noob-ish Battlefield Vietnam player with delusions of granduer. A self congradulatory pip-squeak who perceives himself as knowing all but in fact knows very little. "Poncho" is derived from ancient Aztec and literally translates to: Dickhead with bigmouth. This term is usually used in a derogitory sense when refering to someone of little worth.

1. Listen to that idiot, he's such a Poncho.

2. Wake up to yourself and stop acting like a poncho.

by Australian BFV Community March 10, 2005