A guy who has a PHD in tuckshop work.
He is personified by his use of the catch phrase "whatever"

A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.

The skin that surrounds a man's testicles

Another word for condom

Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.

A nice way of saying slut, or someone who is fairly easy to get together with.

When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.