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A guy who has a PHD in tuckshop work.
He is personified by his use of the catch phrase "whatever"
Josh: Hey Poncho, how are you today?

Poncho: whatever
by Grandpa Howard May 12, 2019
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.
I just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new "1970s punk/porn" style.
by marla x0 July 28, 2004
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The skin that surrounds a man's testicles
1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."
by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006
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A cool ass Hispanic friend , always looking out for you . aka The Ponch.
Yo Poncho I need a ride . I got you fam, an then will go get beers after .

Say Ponch what you doing tonight? Picking up some hoes with you bruh , be there in 5.
by KiddP December 20, 2016
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Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.
Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.
by haleypaige45 November 11, 2009
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