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A guy who has a PHD in tuckshop work.
He is personified by his use of the catch phrase "whatever"
Josh: Hey Poncho, how are you today?

Poncho: whatever
by Grandpa Howard May 12, 2019
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A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.
I just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new "1970s punk/porn" style.
by marla x0 July 28, 2004
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The skin that surrounds a man's testicles
1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."
by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006
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A cool ass Hispanic friend , always looking out for you . aka The Ponch.
Yo Poncho I need a ride . I got you fam, an then will go get beers after .

Say Ponch what you doing tonight? Picking up some hoes with you bruh , be there in 5.
by KiddP December 20, 2016
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Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.
Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.
by haleypaige45 November 11, 2009
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