pronched
pronched by facemonkey25 November 13, 2023
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Plonched
To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.
Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."
Plonched by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008
poonch, poonched, poonches
to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends
Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out
Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out
Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)
Dropping the Doobie into the lake
Dont
Dropping the Doobie into the lake
Dont
poonch, poonched, poonches by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004
pranched
Adjective. The goofy, high-spirited feeling that is experienced while recounting stories the morning after a long night of drinking and/or partying. A wonderful early morning laugh-a-thon caused by morning hangover effects, an early morning smoke session, and large cups of coffee.
Usually triggers uncontrollable laughter. Often times experienced once all house guests and roommates have awoken and gotten their coffee. Usually followed by a late brunch decision.
Usually triggers uncontrollable laughter. Often times experienced once all house guests and roommates have awoken and gotten their coffee. Usually followed by a late brunch decision.
ponched
When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.
John: Wow I can't even remember why we were even talking about unicorns
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke
ponched by white egyptian May 28, 2010
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