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poonched 

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".
Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!
poonched by NEXTBLUEZ June 24, 2016

Plonched 

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.
Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

poonch, poonched, poonches 

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out
Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

pranched 

Adjective. The goofy, high-spirited feeling that is experienced while recounting stories the morning after a long night of drinking and/or partying. A wonderful early morning laugh-a-thon caused by morning hangover effects, an early morning smoke session, and large cups of coffee.

Usually triggers uncontrollable laughter. Often times experienced once all house guests and roommates have awoken and gotten their coffee. Usually followed by a late brunch decision.
"We were so pranched this morning that my cheeks hurt when I smile now."

"This night is getting out of control, man. I can't wait to put the coffee on and get pranched tomorrow morning."
pranched by VogueGoat November 7, 2011
When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.
John: Wow I can't even remember why we were even talking about unicorns
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke
ponched by white egyptian May 28, 2010
ponch is a lifestyle
ponch is letting god solve your problems

ponch is living in the moment
ponch is pure living
“guys I’m baree ponched”
guys the ponch is real yoh
Ponched by _heelo_ May 22, 2022